parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
Hi lovelys. I’m in such a unbelievably great mood right now. I’ll be flying to Florida tomorrow night and I seriously cannot wait. Mentally, I’ve checked out of the semester. I’m ready for summer; dragracing, moving home, working, and waiting for my nephew to be born. Please summer, come faster.
straightedgehog: literally watched this with my mom like 5 times and hysterically laughed